you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
honey bunches of taint.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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