Yo dont text me then not text me
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Randomize
