We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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