I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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