We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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