There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
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