in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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