Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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