I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
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