in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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