come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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