are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
How external is "for external use only"?
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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