Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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