I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Sorry about my life...
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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