Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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