just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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