Those balls look pretty dangerous.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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