: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
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