Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
