Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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