For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
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