im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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