If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Also, beer. Big fan.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
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