So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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