I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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