why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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