She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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