Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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