He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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