You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
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