he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
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