Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
where does the pee come out of this thing
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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