i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
