Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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