Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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