it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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