At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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