They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I need water and some morals
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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