it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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