I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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