So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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