does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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