dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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