i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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