Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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