She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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