Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I look better un-naked...
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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