So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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