Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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