I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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